jesus and the redneck

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Subject: Jesus and the Redneck
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
> asked
> > the
> >> waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the
> restaurant
> > and
> >> asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes,"
> so
> > the
> >> Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
> >> shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the Waitress
> for
> >> a
> > cup of
> >> hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
> Jesus
> > over
> >> there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a
> cup
> >> of
> >> hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on
> crutches.
> >> He
> >> hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet
> thang.
> >> How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across
> the
> >> restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress
> once
> > more
> >> nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "On
> my
> > bill."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
> >> said,
> >> "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength
> come
> > back
> >> into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your
> >> kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening
> up,
> > and he
> >> raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out
> the
> > door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and
> yelled,
"Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability."